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  1. 24th July 2021, 06:51 AM #7331
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    It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
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    Day 14 of Social Distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web disigner.
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    Whoever decided that a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtreme View Post
    Whoever decided that a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.
    I resemble that, Roger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtreme View Post
    Whoever decided that a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.
    I dunno. Both my hair and my mind have become a bit wooly of late.
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    What is this stuff called "Hair"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesfam View Post
    What is this stuff called "Hair"?
    A dyslexic rabbit?
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    I asked my wife why she married me.
    She said, "Because you're funny".
    I said, "I thought it was because I'm good in bed".
    She said, "See? You're hilarious!".
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    She says I’m a Gold Medal performer in the bedroom.
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