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    დიდება უკრაინას
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post

    Eeeerrr yeah ok. Winner of the House of the Year best Design award was it? At least the dunny door opens outwards. Bad luck it would open slap bang into the face of anyone walking through the RH doorway.

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    If that's one of the new electronic dunnies I'll bet that's auto darkening glass.

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    Some ****es have to be seen to be believed.
    Cheers, Billy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by POD View Post
    Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.

    I reckon Guam will be one of the first joints to be taken out if the brown stuff hits the whirly thing.


    Maybe someone should have told him beforehand that Guam wasn't a Carley Float.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post

    No probs there sash. It has a metal (?) sheet to deflect the water away from the electrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.
    Perhaps they have been replaying Space 1999 and mistook it for a reality TV documentary

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    I reckon Guam will be one of the first joints to be taken out if the brown stuff hits the whirly thing.


    Maybe someone should have told him beforehand that Guam wasn't a Carley Float.
    Alas! Only Ancient Mariners know what one of those things be........

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    Quote Originally Posted by superquag View Post
    Alas! Only Ancient Mariners know what one of those things be........


    Hello Sailor. Saved a lot of lives back in them thar days.



    EDIT

    An interesting Life Saving Concept worth repeating. I have no idea how Noah managed. Don't ask ok?

    Carley float - Wikipedia

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3toes View Post
    Perhaps they have been replaying Space 1999 and mistook it for a reality TV documentary

    I think they may have overplayed the Power & Maneuverability of their Space Rockets.

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