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  1. 30th November 2021, 08:25 AM #7731
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    Ain't it fortunate that AULRO isn't in Braille?
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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  2. 30th November 2021, 09:45 AM #7732
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    Lucky for me "love is blind".

    Is that code for Blind Drunk for most of the time?
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    Time for a joke

    I had to skip back 12 posts for a joke- what a joke...

    scam book.jpg
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    In breaking news today :

    Omicron mix up
    P.M. suspends all inbound flights
    after mistakenly hearing
    E.macron is coming to Australia
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Ain't it fortunate that AULRO isn't in Braille?
    Why not? I'll bet the Volvo forum is in Braille.If not, it should be.
    Cheers, Billy.
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  6. 4th December 2021, 12:10 PM #7736
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    ... Stoned.jpg
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'

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  7. 5th December 2021, 02:45 PM #7737
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    3 Aussie sailors die on Xmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas


    Flash The Stoker flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass,

    Dolly the Steward jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass,


    Finally Tug the Dibbie pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter confused says "how do they represent Xmas?"... Tug says...."they're Carols".



    FYI a Dibbie is a 'Seaman' branch in the Navy
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    DETERMING WHEN TO GO TO A SENIOR HOME

    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an olderperson should be put in an old age home?"
    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
    the person to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger
    than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    DETERMING WHEN TO GO TO A SENIOR HOME

    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an olderperson should be put in an old age home?"
    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
    the person to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger
    than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
    Don't we all feel like that sometimes.
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