Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Gav 110

A man was walking down the road at about 2 o’clock in the morning when he was stopped by the police,
They asked him what he was doing at that time of the day wandering the streets.
He replied “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,as well as smoking and staying out late”
The officer replied “Really??? Who’s giving a lecture at this time in the morning?”
The man replies “that would be my wife!”

Might this have been in County Cork, perchance??

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Hi rick130
Good joke, even the missus laughed
But is this bordering away from the “g” rating that some of us have to adhere to around here
Oh well, the mods will sort this out

But but but, he is a Mod. so that'll be a whitewash then. Although that could read Past Tense.


I'd like to see a photo of his Garage. No not Rick's, the bloke with all that spare cash. Well Rick's as well if he wants to.

Originally Posted by 4bee

But but but, he is a Mod. so that'll be a whitewash then. Although that could read Past Tense.


I'd like to see a photo of his Garage. No not Rick's, the bloke with all that spare cash. Well Rick's as well if he wants to.

I know

Like I said “some” of us have to adhere to

Must be in the mods interpretation of the post
To me, that joke is more of a “pg” rating, but I’ve been told the mod team don’t care how I interpret something

Can we (I) get clarification of the AULRO rating system???

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

I know

Like I said “some” of us have to adhere to

Must be in the mods interpretation of the post
To me, that joke is more of a “pg” rating, but I’ve been told the mod team don’t care how I interpret something

Can we (I) get clarification of the AULRO rating system???

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

A case of "Be careful what you wish for" I think.

but I’ve been told the mod team don’t care how I interpret something

Yeah? That does sound a bit daft if I may say so. One needs to interpret everything before you can post it or is that Chinese? Interpretations can be varied from person to person.

Cest la vie.

Originally Posted by 4bee

A case of "Be careful what you wish for" I think.




Yeah? That does sound a bit daft if I may say so. One needs to interpret everything before you can post it or is that Chinese? Interpretations can be varied from person to person.

Cest la vie.

Hey 4bee

All I wish for is a bit of consistency

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Hey 4bee

All I wish for is a bit of consistency

I have never had this prob, usually my unsuitable message gets scrubbed, usually without a word. It just disappears, but hey ho life goes on. In the scheme of things it is no biggy & I am a big boy & at 85 there are a few other things that I apply my mind to.


I agree with you though, that it is nice to know where you stand & what limits apply.


While one Mod sees a post as ok another may find it offensive to the wider world.

The trick is to have them all on the same Tram. I am not even sure how many Mods there are these days so yer pays yer money & takes yer chances I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Hi rick130
Good joke, even the missus laughed
But is this bordering away from the “g” rating that some of us have to adhere to around here
Oh well, the mods will sort this out

Originally Posted by 4bee

But but but, he is a Mod. so that'll be a whitewash then. Although that could read Past Tense.


I'd like to see a photo of his Garage. No not Rick's, the bloke with all that spare cash. Well Rick's as well if he wants to.

It's a shame nowadays, that so many people lack judgment, integrity and respect. Rick's post was acceptable because of the presentation. There was no crudity or swearing, even filtered.
This is vastly different to the post you placed that was explained to you recently.
This forum wants to appeal to, and be safe for, primary school kids through to grandmas. It is not a football changing shed or a wharfie's smoko room. Language and themes that are common in those types of venue, are not acceptable here. This is explained clearly in the rules of access.
Show some respect.

Originally Posted by Gav 110

A man was walking down the road at about 2 o’clock in the morning when he was stopped by the police,
They asked him what he was doing at that time of the day wandering the streets.
He replied “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,as well as smoking and staying out late”
The officer replied “Really??? Who’s giving a lecture at this time in the morning?”
The man replies “that would be my wife!”

A few years ago now a mate was getting married. We obtained permission to go out for a couple of drinks the night before the big day on the proviso that he was home at a reasonable hour and in a fit state. Now what these 2 requirements actually meant were not defined and I do believe they had somewhat differing meanings between the two of them

Was a good night out and we decided it was time to return him home when he attempted to sit on the bar stool missed and knocked a couple more down in his attempts to stand up

Now time had moved at a faster pace out side than it had for us in the pub. Out in the fresh air it was would you believe it almost 2am. Well into a taxi and head back to my mates house. Only one stop on the way for a kebab as we had not yet had anything to eat. Which was another promise that we would have dinner and not just drink

So taxi pulls up outside his house. Us attempting to be quiet while exiting the cab as only those who have had a little to drink do.

My mate whispering that he thinks she had gone to sleep and will not know what time have come home as the lights are not on

Just as he opens the gate and starts to stagger across the front yard the light turns on and this shape illuminated from behind appears in the door way. From this shape a loud voice emanates asking for my mate by name. Then something about promising to be home at reasonable hours and not drunk. This followed by something about if it was not for wanting kids she would be performing surgery on him

Now was it wrong that as he was across the property threshold and clearly had an adult to look after him I jumped back into the cab and headed home