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  1. 16th December 2020, 04:15 PM #6711
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    This would make a great e-card for chistmas emails...
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    Coffee thief

    What do you call someone who steals your coffee


    A Mug (ger) of course
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  3. 17th December 2020, 03:34 PM #6713
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  4. 17th December 2020, 06:08 PM #6714
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    I'm posting this with a heavy heart....
    As much as I love riding and everything that comes with it...it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.
    Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
    Thanks for reading and understanding...
    1. Dustpan and broom
    2. Sponges
    3. Toilet spray
    4. Mop and bucket
    5. Window cleaner
    6. Vacuum
    7. Dishwashing liquid
    8. Laundry detergent
    9. Fabric softener
    10. Laundry baskets
    11. Toilet brush
    12. Cleaning sprays
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  5. 17th December 2020, 08:44 PM #6715
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I'm posting this with a heavy heart....
    As much as I love riding and everything that comes with it...it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.
    Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
    Thanks for reading and understanding...
    1. Dustpan and broom
    2. Sponges
    3. Toilet spray
    4. Mop and bucket
    5. Window cleaner
    6. Vacuum
    7. Dishwashing liquid
    8. Laundry detergent
    9. Fabric softener
    10. Laundry baskets
    11. Toilet brush
    12. Cleaning sprays
    Looking at that list you must do dressage................ never would have picked it.

    DL
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  6. 17th December 2020, 08:45 PM #6716
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Looking at that list you must do dressage................ never would have picked it.

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    Naa, a Hackie JokesJokes
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    A man goes to the optometrist for an eye checkup.
    The optometrist says ‘shut your eyes and tell me what you see’
    The man says ‘I see the MCG empty, I see planes parked in rows at Darwin airport, I see Sydney Harbour bridge with no traffic…’
    ‘Great’ says the optometrist ‘you have 2020 vision
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
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  9. 20th December 2020, 08:15 AM #6719
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    JokesJokesJokesJokes
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  10. 20th December 2020, 08:22 AM #6720
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    Quote Originally Posted by rick130 View Post
    JokesJokesJokesJokes
    I don't get it.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
    http://www.aulro.com/afvb/signaturepics/sigpic20865_1.gif
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