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    A light hearted lparody about the virus to break the mood..
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    My wife said to me why don't you treat me like when we were dating?

    So I took her out to dinner, to a movie, then I dropped her off at her parents' place.
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    They do tend to forget quite easily before opening their gob.

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    Things getting bad in OZ..

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    I have no idea where
    Рязанская облас& might be, but I think I like it. No joke.
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    I believe the spider web dance...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatso View Post
    That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate Master .
    ... is technically called an arachnoleptic fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fclandy View Post
    ... is technically called an arachnoleptic fit.
    "An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you."

    Learn something new everyday.

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