Jokes

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A light hearted lparody about the virus to break the mood..
https://youtu.be/Fn5gu1Rgklk

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My wife said to me why don't you treat me like when we were dating?

So I took her out to dinner, to a movie, then I dropped her off at her parents' place.

[smilebigeye] They do tend to forget quite easily before opening their gob.[biggrin]

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I have no idea where

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Originally Posted by Fatso

That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate Master .

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... is technically called an arachnoleptic fit.

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Originally Posted by fclandy

... is technically called an arachnoleptic fit.

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"An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you."

Learn something new everyday. [thumbsupbig]