Before my time, I had to Google it.
He'd probably had his bubble and squeak launched at him.
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Didn't he buy half of NZ to plant trees?
I'm a kiwi and I just got banned from Mitre 10.
All I wanted to do is stain my deck.
If there's one thing that ****es me off it's people exaggerating things.
If I've said this once, I've said it ten billion times!
Never seen anyone drink 20 litres of petrol before but Jerry can
Bob and Beryl at the Doctors discussing Bobs health issues, when Doc says to Bob ' I'm going to need a lot of
samples including urine, sweat, faeces, and semen'. Bob ,being a bit deaf turns to Beryl 'WHAT DID HE SAY?'
Beryl ,quickly replies 'HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERPANTS