Thread: Jokes

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.


The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."


The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."

Originally Posted by 4bee

Some ships have a Ship's Cat, that one has a Ship's Pussy.


Divs, I would really like to see what they were photographing & looking at to the right which is actually Port/Red, to you.

I'm not 100% sure the 'modern Navy' would approve. Pussies have equal rights in a diverse environment, and there must be safe spaces aboard warships.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Some ships have a Ship's Cat, that one has a Ship's Pussy.

Naval ships do have pussers.

A friend (and ex-colleague) of mine runs the PussersGreenies (Electrical Branch) website: PussersGreenies on Line

You would need Pussers to look after the Pussies for 'elf & safety & Disciplinary reasons.

Would that make his Rank PO (P)?

Originally Posted by johntins

I'm not 100% sure the 'modern Navy' would approve. Pussies have equal rights in a diverse environment, and there must be safe spaces aboard warships.

Are they still called hammock liners or is that no longer politically correct? I know it is considered very naughty in the modern army to refer to the female members as groundsheets as in the past.

Matthew Flinders had a pussy which became famous as the first cat to circumnavigate Australia.

I don remember reading in an English textbook in high school, year 7 I seem to recall;

"Sir Francis Chichester circumcised the world in a 40' cutter"

True story.

It must have been a big, er, DoDa to justify such a tool, Rick.


BTW shipmate, & just for the record, it was described as a 56' Ketch. Gypsy Moth IV. Nit picking? Moi?