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  1. 14th June 2019, 11:36 PM #5171
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    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds
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    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
    So, that explains so much for me Eevo
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    I wanted to be a Doctor, but i didnt have the patients
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    I was going to start a procrastination society, but I couldn't be bothered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donh54 View Post
    I was going to start a procrastination society, but I couldn't be bothered.
    I'll do it tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I'll do it tomorrow.
    Never put off to tomorrow that which could wait untill next week.
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    I've started a campaign to raise funds to save exotic birds from extinction.


    Tomorrow I'll be standing out the front of Woolworths rattling Toucans to help Macaws.
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    Traffic police spotted an old woman driving along the freeway with knitting needles yesterday..
    They shouted “pull over!”..


    But apparently... It was a pair of socks...
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  10. 17th June 2019, 10:20 AM #5180
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    This is true.
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