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  1. 12th June 2019, 05:43 PM #5151
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    I received a phone call last night that a mate of mine had died after falling into a vat of coffee at work.


    I asked if he suffered.


    They replied, " no, it was instant".
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  2. 14th June 2019, 11:48 AM #5152
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    Student joke.

    Q: Five fish were swimming in the ocean. How did the fourth one drown?
    A: Fish can't drown.
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  3. 14th June 2019, 11:54 AM #5153
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    What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.
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  4. 14th June 2019, 11:55 AM #5154
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    What do call a train that carries bubble gum?
    A chew chew train.
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    Have you been the victim of faulty double glazing?

    You could be entitled to condensation!
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  6. 14th June 2019, 07:30 PM #5156
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    I thought that would have been a given.
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    I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
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    The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
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    I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case
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    I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
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