Jokes

I received a phone call last night that a mate of mine had died after falling into a vat of coffee at work.


I asked if he suffered.


They replied, " no, it was instant".

Student joke.

Q: Five fish were swimming in the ocean. How did the fourth one drown?
A: Fish can't drown.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do call a train that carries bubble gum?
A chew chew train.

Have you been the victim of faulty double glazing?

You could be entitled to condensation!

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I thought that would have been a given.[smilebigeye]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind