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Went to Macca's & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jack's. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was nicely decorated with beads and sequins. That's when I realised - the Burqas are Better at Hungry Jack's....
I've been reading a book on gravity - I can't put it down.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.
It's only Kinky if the chicken if FROZEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist
I take cold comfort from that!Quote:
Originally Posted by jonesfam
Weirdo! [smilebigeye]
A man tees off for a go around his local golf course by himself on a Sunday morning.
Seeing this, St. Peter goes to God.
"God, have you seen what that man is doing on the holy sabbath morning. He is playing golf."
"Yes, I can see that." says God.
"So what are you going to do to punish him God?" says St. Peter.
"Watch this." says God.
The man tees off from the 4th and by divine intervention his ball goes straight into the 4th hole - a "hole in one"..........
"Was that supposed to punish him?" asks St. Peter.
God rubbed his bread and smiled at St. Peter................
"Who is going to believe him?"
I just bought a new first aid kit.
I thought I'd treat myself.
Golf ban on Sundays actually happened and there are antique walking sticks that were clubs in disguise so you could still have a 'hit' without raising the ire of the local rev.Quote:
Originally Posted by spudfan
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