Jokes

A german joke.

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she replies."Occupation?""No, just here for a few days

I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.

I think my dentist is having a bit of a bad time of it.
He always looks down in the mouth.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Eevo

I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.

---

Eevo, you must have been a good pupil of some joke teller & I bet that raised some eyebrows.[smilebigeye]


Now, can you put a lid on it?[biggrin]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 4bee

Eevo, you must have been a good pupil of some joke teller & I bet that raised some eyebrows.[smilebigeye]


Now, can you put a lid on it?[biggrin]

---

no way, keep em' comin' [thumbsupbig]

I got a suit from a budget tailor, recently.

The quality was sew sew.

matches the joke.. [tonguewink]

I was thinking about organising things for next year but couldn't do it.

Made me realise I don't have 2020 vision.

Saitch, are you Eevo's 2IC? He apparently goes off to Lake Eyre & you make with the funnies.:Rolling:

I trust he has got you on a good earner.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 4bee

Saitch, are you Eevo's 2IC? He apparently goes off to Lake Eyre & you make with the funnies.:Rolling:

I trust he has got you on a good earner.

---

Might be a "Clark Kent" type of thing ??[bigwhistle] Has anyone seen them together ??