You use the term very loosly.[bighmmm]Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
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You use the term very loosly.[bighmmm]Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
I have to give him his dues 58i but don't tell him, but most are very funny, but buggered if I know where he gets them. LSD, ICE, new instant coffee, browsing at a News agent's display ???[smilebigeye]
Voice from Lake Eyre. "I am here you know?"
What the two of them getting undressed in a red telephone box? I'd like to see that.[smilebigeye]Quote:
Might be a "Clark Kent" type of thing ??[bigwhistle] Has anyone seen them together ??
I have a chicken proof lawn.
It's impeccable.
I woke up this morning to find that someone had dumped a pile of Lego at my front door.
I don't know what to make of it.
Did you hear about the chicken which recited poetry while crossing the road?
It was (wait for it)
poultry in motion!
LAUNDRY:
Washing - 30 minutes
Drying - 60 minutes
Putting away - 7 to 10 business days
Funeral Celebrant asks, would anyone like to say a word. Man stands up and says, 'discount'. Celebrant says 'thankyou, that means a great deal'.
We call my 89 year old father "Spiderman".
Not because of his super powers, but because he can't get out of the bath.
Just stole a rabbit.
I'm going to have to make a run for it.
Long as ur name aint warrenQuote:
Originally Posted by Eevo