Jokes

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

VW is bringing out a new electric car, it's going to be called a "Voltswagen".

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How many monkeys were electrocuted in "safety testing"?

Now that we have a new Prime Minister, can we finally invade New Zealand?

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Now that we have a new Prime Minister, can we finally invade New Zealand?

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If we did, we'd have even more Kiwis coming here! [bawl]

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Originally Posted by p38arover

If we did, we'd have even more Kiwis coming here! [bawl]

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My sister was at the Auckland International Airport the other day - she says there is a sign there, asking the last one to leave, to please turn off the lights! [biggrin][bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by donh54

My sister was at the Auckland International Airport the other day - she says there is a sign there, asking the last one to leave, to please turn off the lights! [biggrin][bigrolf]

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I think that with the current state of politics in this country and the common sense, empathetic, classy lady they have in charge there that immigration will be the other way. [bigsad]

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Now that we have a new Prime Minister, can we finally invade New Zealand?

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We wouldn't make the same mistake twice; would we?

dont need to invade
just annex.

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Originally Posted by rick130

I think that with the current state of politics in this country and the common sense, empathetic, classy lady they have in charge there that immigration will be the other way. [bigsad]

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Or we need to kidnap the Canadians and install them.

I pinched this and shared it on my FB feed yesterday....
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