Jokes

A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.

Someone told me if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.


All I got was 6 years for armed robbery

We can't have Aspirin here because, the parrots eat 'em all!

Here you go Eevo, Readers Digest thought you may need a backup one day.[smilebigeye]


73 short jokes anyone can remember | Page 2 | Reader's Digest

A man goes into a builder’s yard and orders 20,000 bricks.
"May I ask what you're building?", asks the man behind the counter.
"Yes, it's going to be a barbecue."
“That’s a lot of bricks for one barbie." he says.
The man says, "not really - I live on the 18th floor."

Ya bum would certainly be sore, after laying that many bricks.

Not to mention the crushed & bloody fingers.


I reckon he'd be better off getting a barby for his balcony.

Am I missing the point here?:wallbash::Rolling:

I saw my ex across the museum hall, but I felt it inappropriate to say anything.
There was just too much history between us.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark Hives

i dont understand how a cemetery can raise the price of funerals and blame it on the cost of living.