Jokes

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Originally Posted by Disco-tastic

What has 182 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?




My zipper




It didnt work either.

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You probably need a graphite pencil rubbed along the Zip then. :Rolling:

An electrician arrived home at 3 AM.
His wife asks:
"Why are you insulate?"
He replied:
"Watt's it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

That is shocking Eevo.[smilebigeye]

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Originally Posted by Eevo

An electrician arrived home at 3 AM.
His wife asks:
"Why are you insulate?"
He replied:
"Watt's it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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He always was a bright spark[emoji12] [emoji12]

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Originally Posted by Eevo

An electrician arrived home at 3 AM.
His wife asks:
"Why are you insulate?"
He replied:
"Watt's it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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She didnt put up much resistance after that

There are positives and negatives to this story.

My dads addicted to buying ladders.

He uses them just to get high

Here is one back at Evo.

Did you know that the welders cat had acetylene kittens

Eerrrrr, what's the connection? [smilebigeye]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Eerrrrr, what's the connection? [smilebigeye]

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Do you mean to query "a set of lean kittens", or getting back at Evo's sooo many some good/some meh posts in this section - he must have acquired a book!!!
Thanks Evo!