Jokes

Good Morning, today's workshop on Procrastination has been cancelled. See you next week.

"We might do one soon on Indecision running in parallel with your Procrastination one, or not." [smilebigeye]

My wife was disappointed to find out why my nickname in college was "The Love Machine."


I sucked at tennis.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

My wife was disappointed to find out why my nickname in college was "The Love Machine."


I sucked at tennis.

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I had a blood test the other day which revealed my blood is full of tiny guitars and drums.


I've tested positive to a band substance.


And now I'm in Dire Straits.

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Originally Posted by 4bee

"We might do one soon on Indecision running in parallel with your Procrastination one, or not." [smilebigeye]

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Followed by one on Advanced Blame-shifting Strategies.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Followed by one on Advanced Blame-shifting Strategies.

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'Politics - 101', - mods, is this allowed ?

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I thought I was indecisive but now I am not sure

I'm going to stop procrastinating, I think, maybe.

I was going to stop procrastinating, but I couldn't be bothered.