oh im not writing most of them.
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I often get asked why I help dwarves, it enriches the soul and they look up to me.
How much does Santa pay for parking his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house
Yesterday I went to coles to buy a cabbage - I was told there is a new law that if you buy a cabbage from coles, you’re legally required to purchase carrots and mayonnaise as well.
Apparently it’s coles law.
Been to the place that grows and makes a mega lot of commercial Oz coleslaw. Big operation.
DL
How many Eevos does it take to change a light globe?
Only one, but its really gotta want to change.
DL
If two meth heads start a relationship is it called speed dating? Or just mething around?
What do you get when Woolworths burns down?
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COLES