Jokes

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower

My dad brought home a feral tiger without telling my mom first; it's tearing our family apart

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words

I was going to be a mortician but they told me it was a dying trade

What did the necromancer use to style his hair? A catacomb

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop any time

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed