Sure about that [emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Mystery kangaroo in Austria still on the loose - BBC News
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Sure about that [emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Mystery kangaroo in Austria still on the loose - BBC News
Ha ha, thanks, I hadn't seen that. [smilebigeye]
Lol i immediately thought of kangaroos boxing against bears so I had to google it[emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
ever wonder how long it takes for a giraffe to throw up?
That looks more like a wallaby than a 'roo.Quote:
Originally Posted by LRJim
Thats what they reckon it may beQuote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
Bennett's tree-kangaroo - Wikipedia
Backstraps taste pretty much the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
DL
Two lads are sitting in the canteen having their lunch. Two women are sitting near them having their lunch. Suddenly one of the women starts to choke on a piece of food. Her friend is doing her best to dislodge it but without success. One of the lads jumps up and runs over to lend assistance. He gets behind the women in distress yanks down her jeans and underwear the he licks one of the cheeks of her rear end. Suddenly she coughs and up comes the piece of food and she spits it out. Her friend then proceeds to help her to get dressed. Our hero returns to his table and says to his friend.
"I always knew that Hind Lick Manouver would come in handy some day".
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Originally Posted by V8Ian
Or goat, as a current V ad shows. [smilebigeye]
I was charged with manslaughter after I attacked someone with a sheet of sandpaper.
I didn't mean to kill him, I just wanted to rough him up a bit.