Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

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So, that explains so much for me Eevo

I wanted to be a Doctor, but i didnt have the patients

I was going to start a procrastination society, but I couldn't be bothered.

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Originally Posted by donh54

I was going to start a procrastination society, but I couldn't be bothered.

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I'll do it tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I'll do it tomorrow.

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Never put off to tomorrow that which could wait untill next week.

I've started a campaign to raise funds to save exotic birds from extinction.


Tomorrow I'll be standing out the front of Woolworths rattling Toucans to help Macaws.

Traffic police spotted an old woman driving along the freeway with knitting needles yesterday..
They shouted “pull over!”..


But apparently... It was a pair of socks...

This is true. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...e0ff5acd74.jpg