Jokes

new joke book. or maybe its an old one.

5/4 people struggle with fractions, fortunately I'm not one of them.

Is a Russian marriage also known as a Soviet Union ?

I bought a boat half price.... It was on sail.

Can someone tell me if I should live autonomously?

I can cut a piece of wood just by staring at it.. It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

There are 2 types of people in this world...... I try to avoid both.

Not going to the gym for 7 days makes one weak.

I'm reading a book on sedatives that's so good it's sending me to sleep.

I met my wife at a mental institution. We are crazy about each other.