Jokes

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7 days without coffee makes one weak.

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The neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.

We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

I used to hate weddings. All the old dears would poke me and say “You’re next”.
They soon stopped when I started saying the same to them at funerals…

We have started to run short of face masks at work and have been advised that the cup material from certain kinds of bra can be used as an alternative. I have been making sure only to use the left cup. Using the other one makes you look like a right tit.

Lazy person fact #7849367 - you were too lazy to read that number.

I go to work and sit in front of a computer all day just so I can afford to go home and sit in front of a computer all night.

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Originally Posted by Homestar

Lazy person fact #7849367 - you were too lazy to read that number.

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Damn you
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Superspreaders and the role they play in transmitting coronavirus to others

It is just me or do you read the headline and first see in your mind a tool?https://www.wamachinerybrokers.com.a...s/IMG_5373.jpg