Jokes

I can't believe nobody invited me to victim mentality club

I used to work as a programmer for auto correct... Then they fried me for no raisin.

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You're bored, aren't you!

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

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You're bored, aren't you!

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na, was stuck in the doctors waiting room.
well yeah i was bored i guess.

I wondered if Christmas Crackers were on sale prematurely...

Is an argument between 2 vegans still called a beef?

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

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Originally Posted by Eevo

new joke book. or maybe its an old one.

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Yey! Bring it on...we need a laugh or two.

MJS

What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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Careful, or someone will tell you that is insensitive.:Rolling: