they only have 1 eye [biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
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they only have 1 eye [biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
Have you heard the new number one: "Duvet Know it's Christmas"?
It's a cover version.
Being diphallic is an actual thing.
On a plus side your IQ would double.
But you'd make twice as many poor decisions [emoji23]
Nearly every one I work with. Funny,they don't brag about it.[bighmmm]Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
Merry Christmas by the way.
That would depend in whether they were thwart sips or for and aft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger
No. In fact it is penises or penes.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
That second one is to remind you of what currency we had when it last worked.
Well, I'm in the local hospital ................. again - 😣
Today was not a good day.
I decided to go horse riding today as I haven't been for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake!!! I got on the horse and it started out slowly, then it started to speed up; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't handle the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop!
Finally the manager of Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. And then he had the nerve to take the rest of my small change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the elephant.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Is that sipping sideways?Quote:
Originally Posted by cuppabillytea
The dyslexic agnostic imsomniac stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
oldie but still a goodie