Jokes

I think this last "joke" is bordering on bad taste.

Each to their own. I "suffer" but enjoyed the joke.

There is mental illness in my family too but I saw the funny side.

cant be any worse than telling knock knock jokes to homeless people with mental illness

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Originally Posted by jx2mad

I think this last "joke" is bordering on bad taste.

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If you don't have a sense of humour don't visit this page

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Originally Posted by carlschmid2002

If you don't have a sense of humour don't visit this page

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I don't have a sense of humour. But I still want to visit.

Anyone who knows me would say that I have a good sense of humour, but I think that most who suffer from this affliction would certainly not enjoy it. That is all I am pointing out. Please don't trivialize it if you haven't been there :)

I am there, and i enjoyed it.
Anyway to own a land rover i think u have to have a sense of humour and a mental illness of sorts. Just my twisted sense of humour and aspergers kicking in. 😄😅😆😨

Cheers Rod

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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world".

"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out, and the others ask her, "Well, how did you go?"
"First place, of course!" said Snow White.

They continue walking, and they see another sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm into this!," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First place," says Superman. "Did you ever have any doubt?"

They continue walking, and they see a third sign:

"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says "This one's mine!!"
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" the others ask.

"Who the dickens is George Pell??", asks Pinocchio.
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A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.

He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. How many people here make love once a day?
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

Once a week?
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.

"How many of you make love once a month? A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.

Then he asks, OK, how about once a year? To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.

The therapist is shocked. This man's reaction completely disproves his theory! If you make love only once a year, he asks, why are you so happy?


The man yells, Today's the day!