You do have a sense of humour. Now give it back.Quote:
Originally Posted by kogvos
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You do have a sense of humour. Now give it back.Quote:
Originally Posted by kogvos
My favourite curry is a tarka. It is like a tikka but a little otter.
Bit like my cousin Vinny, hes a skinhead, and contrary to popular belief hes a really decent guy, hes been donating blood and organs for years...Quote:
Originally Posted by jx2mad
No one knows where he gets them from but thats not the point....
Was it yours? It would appear you're missing one.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuppabillytea
It was mine but you can keep it. It's all dirty now. I'll just go and see if I can find another one.Quote:
Originally Posted by kogvos
They're on special at the Reject Shop. ;)
Thanks Ian. I reckon I could get just the right one there, and at a bargain.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
Or the pinnacle of pointlessness?
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided
to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that
said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500,
if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer
didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a
great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to
Dr.Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of
days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory
back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly
see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500.
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't
mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being
old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick
us off!
ENJOY YOUR DAY!!