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Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Especially if in WA, west coast of any landmass with big ocean alongside[bigwhistle]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Especially if in WA, west coast of any landmass with big ocean alongside[bigwhistle]
Chief Wild Eagle:
'When owl flies at full moon, bye bye blackbird'.
'You show me squirrel with acorn, and I show you happy moose.'
Did you hear about the Indian Chief who was addicted to tea?
He drowned in his teepee
Did you hear about the Indian Chief who was addicted to tea?
He drowned in hie teepee
heard it twice actually. [bigwhistle]
I've always wondered why traffic lights, speed humps, mini roundabouts and contraflow systems are known as 'traffic calming measures'.
All they do is **** me off!
oldie
A Monk begins his training. Every ten years he’s allowed to break his vow of silence.
“Only two words can be spoken so he must choose wisely”. Said the older Monk.
After ten years he chose his two words:
“Food bad” He spat.
After twenty years had passed, he had chosen his words carefully:
“Bed hard” He grumbled.
Then thirty years passed:
“I quit” He said.
The old Monk replied:
“Good you’ve done nothing but complain since you got here”.
'Bark of tree never bitter to hungry squirrel.' Chief Wild Eagle.
I asked a minister of religion what nationality Adam & Eve were, his reply was don’t know but we are sure they were not Australian aboriginals
I asked how he could say that
His reply was, if they had of been they would have throne the apple away and eaten the snake