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  1. 17th June 2019, 11:37 AM #5181
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    This is true.
    Sure about that Jokes
    Mystery kangaroo in Austria still on the loose - BBC News
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  2. 17th June 2019, 01:53 PM #5182
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    Ha ha, thanks, I hadn't seen that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Ha ha, thanks, I hadn't seen that.
    Lol i immediately thought of kangaroos boxing against bears so I had to google itJokes
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    ever wonder how long it takes for a giraffe to throw up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LRJim View Post
    Sure about that Jokes
    Mystery kangaroo in Austria still on the loose - BBC News
    That looks more like a wallaby than a 'roo.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
    http://www.aulro.com/afvb/signaturepics/sigpic20865_1.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    That looks more like a wallaby than a 'roo.
    Thats what they reckon it may be

    Bennett's tree-kangaroo - Wikipedia
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    That looks more like a wallaby than a 'roo.
    Backstraps taste pretty much the same.

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    Two lads are sitting in the canteen having their lunch. Two women are sitting near them having their lunch. Suddenly one of the women starts to choke on a piece of food. Her friend is doing her best to dislodge it but without success. One of the lads jumps up and runs over to lend assistance. He gets behind the women in distress yanks down her jeans and underwear the he licks one of the cheeks of her rear end. Suddenly she coughs and up comes the piece of food and she spits it out. Her friend then proceeds to help her to get dressed. Our hero returns to his table and says to his friend.
    "I always knew that Hind Lick Manouver would come in handy some day".
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    That looks more like a wallaby than a 'roo.

    Or goat, as a current V ad shows.
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    I was charged with manslaughter after I attacked someone with a sheet of sandpaper.


    I didn't mean to kill him, I just wanted to rough him up a bit.
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