Thread: Jokes

Have you heard the new number one: "Duvet Know it's Christmas"?


It's a cover version.

Being diphallic is an actual thing.
On a plus side your IQ would double.
But you'd make twice as many poor decisions

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Not regularly, I know some that must have.

Nearly every one I work with. Funny,they don't brag about it.

Merry Christmas by the way.

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Being diphallic is an actual thing.
On a plus side your IQ would double.
But you'd make twice as many poor decisions

That would depend in whether they were thwart sips or for and aft.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Isn't the plural penii?

No. In fact it is penises or penes.

That second one is to remind you of what currency we had when it last worked.

Well, I'm in the local hospital ................. again - 😣

Today was not a good day.

I decided to go horse riding today as I haven't been for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake!!! I got on the horse and it started out slowly, then it started to speed up; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't handle the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop!

Finally the manager of Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. And then he had the nerve to take the rest of my small change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the elephant.


Merry Christmas everybody.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

That would depend in whether they were thwart sips or for and aft.

Is that sipping sideways?

The dyslexic agnostic imsomniac stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.