Jokes

**Hogarthde** · 27th July 2019, 06:44 PM

Good one Ian ! my old dad would even raise a chuckle ;
Very relieved the big Clydesdale wasn’t named Nate.

**speleomike** · 27th July 2019, 06:56 PM

> Very relieved the big Clydesdale wasn’t named Nate.
lol. Yes indeed, I do know that very very long joke.

Mike

**Eevo** · 28th July 2019, 01:19 PM

I asked my doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said, " Go ahead, knock yourself out".

**RANDLOVER** · 28th July 2019, 02:55 PM

From last week's "Father Brown" and attributed to Bob Hope............"Bigamy is when two rites make a wrong".

**Eevo** · 1st August 2019, 04:28 PM

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts

**speleomike** · 1st August 2019, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts

I can see though that this is a sensitive case.

Mike

**RANDLOVER** · 1st August 2019, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by speleomike

I can see though that this is a sensitive case.

Mike

I think you mean case sensitive.

**speleomike** · 1st August 2019, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

I think you mean case sensitive.

Whoosh :-) Looks like you missed that one.

**Eevo** · 4th August 2019, 05:56 PM

I asked my wife for suggestions on an exercise routine, and she said "Why don't you try lunges?".

I said, "That's a big step".

**jonesfam** · 5th August 2019, 02:32 PM

What is the opposite of Irony?

Wrinkly.

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