Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

My advice is, He really wants bringing down to earth & probably just needs a little Coaxing or you could put him on the Mat at ohm.

Just resist the temptation to transform him too quickly, teenagers respond better to gentle induction than a crowbar - which just blows their fuses...

I went to the card shop yesterday and said, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"

"Yes we do," replied the assistant.

"Good," I said. "Could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"

Originally Posted by Hogarthde

Ahem! Corporal Jones , if you don’t mind 4 Bee.<br>
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Wilson ,the dear chap ,was much,much further up the NCO scale 🧐

A SURE WAY OF ENSURING RAGE from Army colleagues is for a Navy member to start up a discussion as to the order of protocol for a march, or a display or whatever – and insisting that Navy goes first, in that ‘the Navy is the Senior Service.’

Try it and see! Bite time

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A SURE WAY OF ENSURING RAGE from Army colleagues is for a Navy member to start up a discussion as to the order of protocol for a march, or a display or whatever – and insisting that Navy goes first, in that ‘the Navy is the Senior Service.’

Try it and see! Bite time

Have you been talking with my Dad, James? He even smoked 'em.

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A SURE WAY OF ENSURING RAGE from Army colleagues is for a Navy member to start up a discussion as to the order of protocol for a march, or a display or whatever – and insisting that Navy goes first, in that ‘the Navy is the Senior Service.’

Try it and see! Bite time

HMAS Venus takes precedence ahead of The Foreskin Fusiliers and Blue Orchids

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A SURE WAY OF ENSURING RAGE from Army colleagues is for a Navy member to start up a discussion as to the order of protocol for a march, or a display or whatever – and insisting that Navy goes first, in that ‘the Navy is the Senior Service.’

Try it and see! Bite time

My Dad would have loved to meet you, it was his favourite saying
When I was growing up!
But he forgave me for joining the territoral army as a student....

Originally Posted by sashadidi

My Dad would have loved to meet you, it was his favourite saying
When I was growing up!
But he forgave me for joining the territoral army as a student....

Terriers? They be like Plastic Soldiers like Community Police, they be Plastic Cops.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Terriers? They be like Plastic Soldiers like Community Police, they be Plastic Cops.

Lol, there were no holiday jobs, 12 weeks paid to get really fit for rugby each year for a while.... did basic and medic which tied into my study, got into officer training, parachuting etc stayed on .was great! tried out and passed another army training overseas as well but decided against it as a career and worked in the "kind of opposite side" in refugee camps instead in Africa instead