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A large department store had a vacancy for a door greeter. Having received a large number of replies to the add the manager finally reduced the number of applicants to four. Asking them to come in for an interview he sat them around a table and said that he only needed the answer to one question, which he would ask each one. Turning to the first applicant he asked him the say what he thought the fastest thing on earth was. The man sat for a moment and said that it was a thought. Thoughts pop into your mind immediately. The manager said that was a good answer, then asked the second man. He said that it was a blink. Blinks come and go without having to think about them. The manager was impressed. The third man said that he was brought up on a country property and there was a switch near the back door that when thrown would make the light in the farm shed come on. So electricity was the fastest. The manager was greatly impressed with this mans thinking. When asked, the fourth man sat for a moment and said one word, "diarrhea". The manager was taken aback with this answer and asked him to explain. So the man said that a couple of weeks ago he had been feeling pretty crook. Getting a sudden urge to get to the toilet he made a fast run. However before he could think, blink or turn the light on...it was too late. He got the job