Jokes

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Originally Posted by fclandy

... is technically called an arachnoleptic fit.

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Or, in my case, anaphylactic. I don't fear them, but I should.. Them, and jumping ants, and bloody EU wasps. Why anyone would join the EU.... In fact, I think the wasps are German..... Now, before you Mods jump on me, read:

Vespula germanica


My little dance is a 'OMG RUN RUN' sorta thing. I'm not freaked out about cobwebs, we've always had those, I'm freaked out about what's caught in them. Could be a wasp......

I'm allergic to them. I have an EpiPen. I blame the Army. Got a Redback bite back then. Surely I can sue???!! :beer:Beer is my bet bet, as my friend says.

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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It was electrifying...

I got fired from my job today because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking", or "Non smoking.


Apparently the correct terms are, "Cremation" and "Burial".

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Originally Posted by gofish

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac ? He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog [bighmmm]

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and his mate, the dyslexic devil-worshipper, sold his soul to Santa

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