Jokes

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I've been given 3 days off work after dropping a box of Kleenex on my foot.


Doctor says it's a soft tissue injury.

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they getting worse eevo [bigsmile]
cheers
blaze

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Originally Posted by bblaze

they getting worse eevo [bigsmile]
cheers
blaze

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How can that be ??

Minding grandchildren is full on. They've only been here an hour and already I'm tired. I do get to hear some jokes though. Grandchild joke:
Q: Which tree can be carried in your hand?
A: A palm tree!

every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other side of Sweden.

they start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.

[bigsmile]

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Originally Posted by laney

Man comes into his brothers house all upset his brother says whats wrong granpa got really badly burnt other brother said how first brother said they don't stuff around at the crematorium.

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A few commas, full stops and capitals might make that understandable...

I feel like a School Teacher.

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Originally Posted by laney

Man comes into his brothers house all upset. His brother says “What‘s wrong?”

“Grandpa got really badly burned”

Other brother said “How?”

First brother said “They don’t stuff around at the Crematorium.”

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You forgot to put commas after 'said' and 'says' to indicate pauses.

So do I. :)

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https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by laney https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/bu...post-right.png
Man comes into his brother's house all upset. His brother says, “What‘s wrong?”

“Grandpa got really badly burned.”

Other brother said, “How?”

First brother said, “They don’t stuff around at the Crematorium.”

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

A few commas, full stops and capitals might make that understandable...

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forgive him, he's from queensland.