How did the little gay mouse get AIDS?
He was bitten by a Poofy cat! (Boom Boom)
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How did the little gay mouse get AIDS?
He was bitten by a Poofy cat! (Boom Boom)
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Originally Posted by Maggot4x4
go and sit in the corner! ;):D:D:D
A rabit and a bear are taking a dump in the bushes and the bear turns to the rabbit and says "Do you have a problem with ***** sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said "No, why?"
So the bear just grabs the rabbit and wipes hes @ss with it :o
A gynacologist became sick of his job and decided to become a mechanic. At the end of his tafe course the class had to strip and rebuild a motor. His results? 100% theory. 200% practical. When he queried his prac results he was told he got 100% for rebuild and the second 100% for stripping and rebuilding through the exhaust pipe!!!:p
I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a bloody good sort for 57,
we drank,,,had a bit of a smooch
& she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double;
a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Im scarred now...
what does virginia tech and mount everest have in common ?
they are both in the death zone and it's - 33.
GAVIN YOU IS ONE SICK UNIT!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D
Andrew
They also both have a killer slope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco_owner
Sorry sorry sorry I know I'm a bad person ......
A Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his
Irish assistant Paddy.,
"I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the
clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our
patients"
"Yes, sir!" answers Paddy.
The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: So,
Paddy, how was your day?
Paddy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."
"Bravo Mate and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gastrogel".
"Excellent. You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
doctor.
"Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off
everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the
table,
spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen
a
man!'"
"Good God "says the doctor."What did you do?"
"I put drops in her eyes!"