Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by Maggot4x4
go and sit in the corner!
Wizard
How did the little gay mouse get AIDS?
He was bitten by a Poofy cat! (Boom Boom)
SysAdmin (Owner)
go and sit in the corner!
2007 Discovery 3 SE7 TDV6 2.7
2012 SZ Territory TX 2.7 TDCi
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- a warning from Adolf Hitler
"If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all!" -- a wise observation by someone else
'If everyone colludes in believing that war is the norm, nobody will recognize the imperative of peace." -- Anne Deveson
“What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.” - Pericles
"We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” – Ayn Rand
"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts." Marcus Aurelius
YarnMaster
SupporterA rabit and a bear are taking a dump in the bushes and the bear turns to the rabbit and says "Do you have a problem with ***** sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said "No, why?"
So the bear just grabs the rabbit and wipes hes @ss with it
ForumSage
SubscriberA gynacologist became sick of his job and decided to become a mechanic. At the end of his tafe course the class had to strip and rebuild a motor. His results? 100% theory. 200% practical. When he queried his prac results he was told he got 100% for rebuild and the second 100% for stripping and rebuilding through the exhaust pipe!!!
Wizard
I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a bloody good sort for 57,
we drank,,,had a bit of a smooch
& she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double;
a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
YarnMaster
SupporterNOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Im scarred now...
YarnMaster
Subscriberwhat does virginia tech and mount everest have in common ?
they are both in the death zone and it's - 33.
RoverLord
GAVIN YOU IS ONE SICK UNIT!!!!!
Andrew
DISCOVERY IS TO BE DISOWNED
Midlife Crisis.Im going to get stuck into mine early and ENJOY it.
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2003 Stacer 525 Sea Master Sport
I made the 1 millionth AULRO post
Major Part of the Heart and Soul of AULRO
SubscriberThey also both have a killer slope.
Sorry sorry sorry I know I'm a bad person ......
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
Wizard
SubscriberA Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his
Irish assistant Paddy.,
"I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the
clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our
patients"
"Yes, sir!" answers Paddy.
The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: So,
Paddy, how was your day?
Paddy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."
"Bravo Mate and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gastrogel".
"Excellent. You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
doctor.
"Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off
everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the
table,
spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen
a
man!'"
"Good God "says the doctor."What did you do?"
"I put drops in her eyes!"
Chenz
I do not wish to be a member of any club that would have me as a member
Former Owner of The Red Terror - 1992 Defender 200Tdi
Edjitmobile - 2008 130 Defender
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