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  1. 12th December 2020, 04:11 PM #6701
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    Is it not that you are in the Valley of the shadow of death rather than a tropical paradise because you trusted google maps when the signs said to go the other way
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3toes View Post
    Is it not that you are in the Valley of the shadow of death rather than a tropical paradise because you trusted google maps when the signs said to go the other way
    Sounds like a fair call to me.......
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    Kind of like this...

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    As most of you probably know, the Can Bus used on modern Land Rovers and most other cars was designed by Robert Bosch GmbH in Germany.
    Wanting to know more about this system I sent them an email asking for information. They did reply:

    "Achtung!
    Alle touristen und non-technischen lookenpeepers! Das machine is nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzen sparken. Das machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottenpicken hands in das pockets. Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights."
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    Saw the worst mind-reader ever last night.....

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    Mind-reader: "The Queen of Diamonds?"

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