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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    That'd be in Texas. No masks on and now 'Top of the Pops' with new cases in the US.

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    Jokes



    Of course this could just be a food poisoning warning!

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    I’m giving up drinking until Christmas.

    Oops, sorry - my punctuation wasn’t correct.

    I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
    If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.

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    Saw a tattoo on a lady today. I assume it was put on while on holidays 雞肉麵條湯


    Yep they put Chicken Soup on their arm

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    Pat out for a walk and it started raining heavily so he took shelter in a massage parlour.
    Woman "Would you like super sex?"
    Pat "I'll have the soup".

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    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

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    Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?







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    Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?







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    Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

    If you had lived next door to my previous neighbours you wouldn't have said that, James ..

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