Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by shwza

Omg both your answers were a groan or a little huff at best lmaoo

Feral desert donkeys are digging wells, giving water to parched wildlife

Donkeys are digging wells. What do you call a well that a donkey digs?

As the story states, they are “arse holes” or is that “ass holes”(must be the Americans pronunciation)
Any ways, maybe they are doing a good thing, if a tree grows from the arse hole and then the rest of us arse holes burning fossil fuels helps those trees to grow, it’s a team effort
Deserts 'greening' from rising CO2 - CSIRO
Maybe I’m just over thinking it

Time for another beer or three or four

Hang on I’ve run out of beer, maybe I need to find an arse hole (or some other sort of hole) to quench my thirst

Time to wander to the local drinking hole

**** we’re in bloody lockdown, can’t have a drink without a feed☹️☹️

Time for a nap, then I’ll ponder the problems again
Or just open that bottle of blue label Jonny

Originally Posted by Gav 110

As the story states, they are “arse holes” or is that “ass holes”(must be the Americans pronunciation)
Any ways, maybe they are doing a good thing, if a tree grows from the arse hole and then the rest of us arse holes burning fossil fuels helps those trees to grow, it’s a team effort
Deserts 'greening' from rising CO2 - CSIRO
Maybe I’m just over thinking it

Time for another beer or three or four

Hang on I’ve run out of beer, maybe I need to find an arse hole (or some other sort of hole) to quench my thirst

Time to wander to the local drinking hole

**** we’re in bloody lockdown, can’t have a drink without a feed☹️☹️

Time for a nap, then I’ll ponder the problems again
Or just open that bottle of blue label Jonny

Yeah why go out? A bloke could trip over on his arris with all that walking crap?

Imagine Americans trying to understand the Christian bible phrase : "......and whereupon Samson picked up the jawbone of an ass".

Originally Posted by Saitch

Imagine Americans trying to understand the Christian bible phrase : "......and whereupon Samson picked up the jawbone of an ass".

an ass as in Lee Harvey Oswald?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Ok for doffin' & lookin' smashin' & cool, but not much chop for balls. if you get my drift?



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They say that tech speak is hard to understand. I truly have no idea what you're on about 😂😂😂

Originally Posted by shwza

They say that tech speak is hard to understand. I truly have no idea what you're on about 😂😂😂

Who cares.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Who cares.

Sounded like a good story lol