Should just put him on a cruise ship with the rest of his cohort.
A doctor says grimly to a patient, "You are a very sick man. You've been diagnosed with covid, monkey pox, swine flu, Ebola, and bubonic plague all at the same time."
"Is there anything that can be done to help me?" asks the patient.
"Amazingly, there is though it may be touch and go," says the doctor nervously. "First, we'll put you in a private room where you'll have everything you need to be as relaxed and comfortable as possible. Next, we'll put you on a diet of pancakes, ultra flat pizza and flounder."
"Okay..." says the patient, "But why pancakes, pizza and flounder?"
"Because," the doctor says, "That's the only food we can push under your door!"
Should just put him on a cruise ship with the rest of his cohort.
Cheers, Billy.
Keeping it simple is complicated.
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Lets do it again time?
(1) Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again (Official HD Video) - YouTube
Delivery driver. "I am sorry, Mrs but I have just run over one of your hens."
Woman. "Don't worry about it."
Delivery driver "Your husband was holding it at the time."
Sorry Des, but I don't think yours will work....
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JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
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