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    A doctor says grimly to a patient, "You are a very sick man. You've been diagnosed with covid, monkey pox, swine flu, Ebola, and bubonic plague all at the same time."

    "Is there anything that can be done to help me?" asks the patient.

    "Amazingly, there is though it may be touch and go," says the doctor nervously. "First, we'll put you in a private room where you'll have everything you need to be as relaxed and comfortable as possible. Next, we'll put you on a diet of pancakes, ultra flat pizza and flounder."

    "Okay..." says the patient, "But why pancakes, pizza and flounder?"

    "Because," the doctor says, "That's the only food we can push under your door!"

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    Should just put him on a cruise ship with the rest of his cohort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    Lets do it again time?

    (1) Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again (Official HD Video) - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post

    Even at 74 he is still ahead of the game. Age produces Cunning while all around you are still taking the ****.

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    Delivery driver. "I am sorry, Mrs but I have just run over one of your hens."
    Woman. "Don't worry about it."
    Delivery driver "Your husband was holding it at the time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Even at 74 he is still ahead of the game. Age produces Cunning while all around you are still taking the ****.
    Sorry Des, but I don't think yours will work....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Sorry Des, but I don't think yours will work....

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    The olde Fellah would have trouble with that holding it up to his eye, but if he was a Leg Man he probably wouldn't bother, I wouldn't, I would be far too busy doing summat else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Sorry Des, but I don't think yours will work....

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    Yes it would. I for one would be terrified of a directed energy weapon that size.
    Cheers, Billy.
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