Thread: Jokes

trojan horse attack...

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How to BBQ in style


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It was in an ordinary classroom in an ordinary suburb where a teacher was reading the story of the 3 little pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building material for his home.

She read, “. . . And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may i have some of that straw to build a house?’”

The teacher paused, then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”

One little boy raised his hand and said, “ I think he said, ‘HOLY ****! A TALKING PIG!?!’”

on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck.

I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.

I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…

Originally Posted by sashadidi

on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck.

I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a succe done'ss, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.

I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…

Best of luck, Robby. Err soz, Robber.

I wonder whether you are the bloke that used a transparent ski mask & got done?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Best of luck, Robby. Err soz, Robber.

I wonder whether you are the bloke that used a transparent ski mask & got done?

Nah, this is how I got caught..


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Originally Posted by sashadidi

Nah, this is how I got caught..


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A couple of good ones Si.