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  1. 7th August 2023, 12:15 PM #8601
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    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    My wife is like the Universe, she keeps on expanding
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    My wife is like the Universe, she keeps on expanding


    By Jesus Spud, one day she will creep up on you & you'll be dead meat.
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    More your Pancake I would expect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    My wife is like the Universe, she keeps on expanding
    And each day you love her even more, as there is even more to love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    And each day you love her even more, as there is even more to love.
    That may be so, but one day Spud is going to be the Late spud & 'er indoors will be up on a charge of Manslaughter by" Incessantly Taking the **** out of Indoors." Or summat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    And each day you love her even more, as there is even more to love.
    My arms would need to expand too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    That may be so, but one day Spud is going to be the Late spud & 'er indoors will be up on a charge of Manslaughter by" Incessantly Taking the **** out of Indoors." Or summat.

    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    My arms would need to expand too....
    Spud seems to like to live dangerously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    My arms would need to expand too....
    No,
    Use a piece of chalk to mark the hugged bits as you work around.

    Hoagy Carmichael - Huggin' and Chalkin' - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by austastar View Post
    No,
    Use a piece of chalk to mark the hugged bits as you work around.

    Hoagy Carmichael - Huggin' and Chalkin' - YouTube

    Cheers

    But but but, if he is like me, he has only a 10m Measuring tape,
    so it may be stretching it a bit. I guess he could estimate the rest after he runs out of tape.


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