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My wife is like the Universe, she keeps on expanding[bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by spudfan

My wife is like the Universe, she keeps on expanding[bigwhistle]

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By Jesus Spud, one day she will creep up on you & you'll be dead meat.:bat::Rolling:

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

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More your Pancake I would expect.[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by spudfan

My wife is like the Universe, she keeps on expanding[bigwhistle]

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And each day you love her even more, as there is even more to love.

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

And each day you love her even more, as there is even more to love.

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That may be so, but one day Spud is going to be the Late spud & 'er indoors will be up on a charge of Manslaughter by" Incessantly Taking the **** out of Indoors." Or summat.

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

And each day you love her even more, as there is even more to love.

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My arms would need to expand too....

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Originally Posted by 4bee

That may be so, but one day Spud is going to be the Late spud & 'er indoors will be up on a charge of Manslaughter by" Incessantly Taking the **** out of Indoors." Or summat.

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Originally Posted by spudfan

My arms would need to expand too....

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Spud seems to like to live dangerously.

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Originally Posted by spudfan

My arms would need to expand too....

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No,
Use a piece of chalk to mark the hugged bits as you work around.

Hoagy Carmichael - Huggin' and Chalkin' - YouTube

Cheers

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Originally Posted by austastar

No,
Use a piece of chalk to mark the hugged bits as you work around.

Hoagy Carmichael - Huggin' and Chalkin' - YouTube

Cheers

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But but but, if he is like me, he has only a 10m Measuring tape,
so it may be stretching it a bit. I guess he could estimate the rest after he runs out of tape.


Soz spudfan.[biggrin][bighmmm]
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