Jokes

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Well they do have the powers of "search and seizure "!

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In the early days of .05 laws in Vic you could be detained after a preliminary positive roadside breath test, then would be taken off for a real blood alcohol count, from a sample taken by a doctor.

There were some strange issues that arose, like could the plod force a doctor to take blood from a vein (any vein) that the suspect had the right to nominate?

I only know this coz as a kid our summer holiday house was full of medicos enjoying a sip and the mirth of the permutations this rigmarole could (and did) cause.

DL

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

"You've got to admire my accountant . Last year she deducted eighty cartons of cigarettes from my income tax return.

She called it loss by fire!"

I don't smoke of course. I could not afford 80 cartons of smokes either [bigrolf][bigrolf][bigrolf]

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I think she missed a trick there as could have deducted matches and lighters as well.

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