Jokes

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It may be code to let the Proctologist know that any "rear enders" will be covered.

Wasn't 'Analytic' font invented by those two Scottish blokes? (Ben Doune and Phil McKraken)

A Husband calls his American wife and says "be careful driving home, some total idiot is driving down the wrong side of the freeway".

The wife replies "there's not just one, there are hundreds of them".

The wife called me and said she saw a fox on the way to work.

I said, how do you know he was his way to work.

She hung up.

They tell me the first thing to do when diagnosed with breast cancer is to get it off your chest.

I once went out with a girl who stuck her fingers in my eyes.

I stopped seeing her, after that!

When I first heard about WeChat I thought it was a support group for UTI's.

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.............well technically she's not my girlfriend [bigwhistle]

IIRC sign outside a battery shop, "Which type of music do batteries like? Power Ballads".

There are no stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots.

Are song birds mad at humming birds because they don't know the words? [bigwhistle]