Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?"
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Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?"
So you think your wife finding your packages of Land Rover parts is bad, well things could be worse....
As an addendum to the above. I wish that the local tyre repair outfit were a little more discreet about your business. This is a small town after all [bigwhistle]
At least the supplier has been a bit discreet and not mentioned the doll is a sheep!Quote:
Originally Posted by spudfan
Reminds me of the envelopes you could buy as a joke in the 90's that had 'AIDS TEST RESULTS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL' written in bold across the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by spudfan
cheers, DL
Husband should have replied: No, it had a tiny Gladstone bag and wore dungarees.Quote:
Originally Posted by spudfan
[bigrolf]Quote:
Originally Posted by cuppabillytea
But you forgot the little Thermos Flask. Maybe that is in the tiny Gladstone?[bigrolf]
That would certainly scare me, as I don't want to get that again!Quote:
Originally Posted by 350RRC
The price of petrol is so bad I put vodka in the lawn mower, now my grass is half cut
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